fapfapfap

Originally the onomatopoetic rendition of male masturbation in Japanese manga (erotic comics), using the Roman letters. "Fapfapfap" has come to represent male masturbation in general, and by extension the slapping sounds of any anal intercourse, and male/female penile-vaginal intercourse as well.

-- What did you think of that new actress?

-- HOT! Fapfapfap.

-- Easy for you to say.

-- Give me some privacy and my dick will make the noise.

by al-in-chgo May 24, 2011

fspanner

A FSPANNER is a describing word for somebody who is rather annoying and somewhat thick!
Sometimes in life you come across these people and they are clearly not worth wasting the time shouting FUCKING SPANNER at them so FSPANNER becomes more suitable.
FUCKING +SPANNER = FSPANNER

DUDE YOUR SOOOOO ANNOYING AND DUMB YOUR SUCH A FSPANNER GO THE FUCK AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE

by BISHBISH2010 September 26, 2010

fapfappuccino

when your girlfriend/boyfriend blow you and right before you cum they put a coffee cup to the tip of you dick and you cum in the coffee.

my girl said she wanted more protein in the morning so she asked if I could help her make a fapfappuccino with her eggs and bacon.

by thishandleisnottaken June 1, 2015

fapfather

An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."

Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"

fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."

Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."

by thefapfather September 10, 2020

FAPFAPFAP

A reference to a really hot interwebs chick who doesn't give you l33t pr0n, but you'd still masturbate@her. Often associated with FAP@U.

Me: Man, Jawnty's a prude, but I was all like FAPFAPFAP to her anyway.
Jawnt: omg u r t3t hawtnezz<3!212!

by Finneh October 26, 2007

fwpfaith

The hottest Girl on Ares, she is known very nicely by Ares Bitches and likes everyone. Please kiss her ass, she will give u a thousand bucks!

fwpfaith , Pretty Girl, she is really pretty

by Hotte January 9, 2008

fspam

Texts sent out to every person on someone's phone list which are framed as personal greetings and well-wishes, such as on New Year's Eve or Christmas, but just aren't. It is easy to identify these as they do not address you by name.

Received: "This last year may have been hard at times, but I hope and believe this coming year will be fantastic for you, dear friend"

Reaction: "Fucking hell, I just got fspammed. I guess someone's got nothing better to do tonight."

by pinkiepoopoo January 1, 2012