Frumpy-Load Kamikaze

While paragliding and performing sexual acts, you release yourselves from the harness, timing your climax with the exact moment that you collide with the ground. As an extra bonus use the lady friend as a cushion. If you're lucky, you might bounce.

"Professor, what is the chance of getting pregnant while performing frumpy-load kamikaze-ing?"
"None."
"Werd."

by Oscar "The Snake Charmer" March 22, 2010

Frumpy Friday

A weekly holiday created for the purpose of not making any efforts towards one's appearance. Similar to Casual Friday, but taken to the extreme.

1: "What's with the sweatpants? And are you even wearing a bra?"
2: "Frumpy Friday, biatch!"

by sgperrault November 7, 2009

frumpy

A female with lack of concern for appearance. Often characterized by sweatpants, frizzy hair, gramma panties and a paisty complexion.

Bitch. I don't pay you to dress all frumpy. Now go put on some heels and do with something that hair.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

humpty frumpty

a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.

Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.

by harpnbard January 21, 2011

bubblegum frumpy

When a guy drags his balls across the back of another guys neck.

Dude, don't bubblegum frumpy me!

by ZaakDelbridge July 3, 2015

Frumpy Dumpkins

"Frumpy Dumpkins" is a generic name used to describe the "ugly girl" that wants to be hot in any society. "Frumpy" is used to describe her fugly, lumpy, or bumpy self while "dumpkins" is implying that she is the type of girl you'd dump or find in a dump.

There also used to be a clothing line at frumpdumpkins.com that is stylish clothing for the not so stylish female.

"Look Zach is hanging around ole Frumpy Dumpkins over there in the quad."

I got my new shirt at Frumpy Dumpkins house last Wednesday!

That girl is a lil frumpy & a lil dumpy so she is Frumpy Dumpkins.

by WooTyTanG February 29, 2012

Bringing Frumpy Back

The opposite of "bringing sexy back". Not Aestheticly pleasing at all. Usually identified as a woman over 200 lbs, going bra-less, wearing sweatpants, flipflops, a t-shirt, and having less teeth in her mouth than she has fingers.

Friend 1: Oh my God! What the fuck is that thing? Is that Shrek?
Friend 2: I think it's a woman...
Friend 1: It's so fucking nasty!
Friend 2: Nah man, she's just bringing frumpy back.

by Steve Kalmertine January 5, 2009