An excellent, heavily sugar-coated cereal that wakes me up in the morning. Features red, blue, yellow, green, orange, and purple whole grain rings that make me oh so happy.
by Pretty Emily October 20, 2004
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Get the fruit loops mug.Hey hazel! I fancy some cereal, sure thing Chris I have my speculum handy, you grab the fruit loops and I'll bend over.
Ooh Chris that milks so cold in my gaping anus I hope you bought your spoon!!
Ooh Chris that milks so cold in my gaping anus I hope you bought your spoon!!
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Get the Fruit Loops mug.As you're fucking your cute bitch; you realize, "Man, I'd really enjoy some Fruit Loops right now." So, you take your big fuckin gallon of cum milk, you dump it in that bitch- however, you do it in time with an entire box of Fruit Loops. (not sponsored) Then, you take a Dairy Queen spoon (you know what I mean, those fuckin long ass red ones) and shove it in that puss. Then, you eat a healthy breakfast of pussy cereal whilst fuckin her in her tight little asshole.
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'thats the third time today that someone has thrown a cat at me. are the fruit loops on day release fromn the funny farm or something?'
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