Frisbyterian

A person who believes that when you die, your soul flies heavenward, but gets lodged in a tree or stuck on the roof.

Yeah, it's fine to have religious beliefs, but you're such a Frisbyterian you really need to get a dog and stay grounded.

by Felonius Monk October 7, 2010

Jersey Frostbite

When the girlfriend or wife of your friend gives you a kiss hello or goodbye immediately after blowing your friend thus leaving a small amount of his spunk on you that resembles frostbite.

P - Hey J, what's that white stuff your cheek?
J - I don't know. T's wife just gave me a kiss hello.
P - I think they had just snuck off for a hummer about 5 minutes ago.
J - Ewwwwww, She gave me the Jersey Frostbite

by T-Way October 31, 2009

frostbleed

A disgrace to Canadians.
The worst mod ever and bans people for the stupidest shit.

"Ugh! Did you hear? Frostbleed banned me for calling him a "simp"!

by VivaLazeGAY December 31, 2020

frostbite

The opposite of jungle fever. When a black person is attracted to a white person.

"Man, I've got major frostbite right now. I've gone on three dates with white girls this week."

"Girl you are all about the white guys today. You been frostbitten?"
"Yea, my frostbite is real bad."

by frostbite man October 22, 2013

Frostbite Penis

When outside running or doing outside activities in the cold and the penis becomes cold and painfully rigid. Tingling sensation may occur.

"Man, at cross country this morning I got a bad case of frostbite penis!"

by Country Girl Nimba1 January 20, 2009

frostbottom

A man who enjoys receiving anal sex outside in the cold.

Jake likes to fuck outside in the cold. He’s a real frostbottom.

Jake and I like to go camping in the winter. Did you know he’s a frostbottom?

by Nash2228 May 13, 2018

European Frostbite

In the act of intercourse you go to your freezer and grab an ice cube then you place the frozen cube of joy on top of your partners butt hole. After it is placed on top of the butt hole you viciously push the ice cube inside of her anus with the tip of your penis. This is known to cause extreme frosty pleasure on the tip of your penis and your partners rectum.

"Billy had to amputate the tip of his penis because of the viscous European Frostbite he gave his teacher lat night."

by TheRealMccoy January 24, 2015