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fornidate

fornidate is defined as a date that is guaranteed to end with some fornication... a coupling of sorts with the words/actions of fornicate and date.
johhny is going on a fornidate later tonight with a girl he met on a dating site.... he's got his fingers crossed hoping all the pics she sent are accurate!!
by rocko... October 24, 2007
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Not here to fornicate with arachnids

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
by Kiz... December 25, 2020
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forndict

To have sex while talking.
"Hey, how're you?"
"Shut up, we are currently having sex."
"I know, I'm a forndict."
by Warren G. Hading December 18, 2006
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fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.
Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe
by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010
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fornobulate

using phony made up words to confuse and annoy egotistical people with big vocabularies

In college there was a guy in our dorm who tried to impress everyone with his large vocabulary. I got my friends to start using this made up word "fornobulate" to confuse him. We always used it in a different context so he never could guess the meaning. It drove him crazy. When he finally asked me what it meant, I said, "Get a dictionary and look it up, Mr. Vocab." He came back and said it wasn't in Websters. I replied, "What? You can't spell?" So 30 years later I officially give "fornobulate" a meaning!
If a friend tries to impress you with his large vocabulary, fornobulate him!

The fornobulation process used on the egotistical nerd was successful.
by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010
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Fornax Crux

Also known as SKT Blackpink, Fornax Crux is the Ultimate monster breed in Monster Legends. This monster is typically associated with a versatile playstyle known commonly as "New Day, New Main". The Fornax Crux is the perfect combination of sweaty and clean. He can heal his partners with his strong mental, but can also injure enemies with his bonobo playstyle.
Wow, Fornax Crux are you SKT's new mid laner?
Fornax Crux has left the game... A summoner has disconnected
by Bonkura PS April 23, 2019
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fornication agglomeration

A cluster fuck, as described in polite company.
Yes, Reverend, tcompany.the parking situation downtown is a real fornication agglomeration.
by Entropolous February 11, 2019
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