Sneaker Freaker

Someone addicted to buying branded sneakers. Usually Nike Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc. or Adidas.

A: Damn he don't stop buyin' sneakers.
B: Yeah he's a right sneaker freaker.

by Azza-Marazza October 24, 2009

froake

When a girl/guy deepthroats a penis until they gags. When they gag they will projectile vomit onto the mans penis then suck it off.

"The girl froaked all over my sick like what the fuck."

by froakinator December 16, 2014

Sneaker Freaker

Someone who buys the most ridiculous looking and overly expensive sneakers with every color imaginable on them, just to never wear them and on-sell them to the next schmuc..err...sneaker freaker

guy1: "check out this post:
Looking to sell: pair of (insert brand and name of designer here) 4000's in 'clown shoe' colorway from the 'oh fuck that's horrible' collection. Only worn once inside, for half an hour, too big. $350 or swap for small supreme white t-shirt."

guy2: "fuck that's some heinous sneaker freaker-only turd right there"

by the incredible Boomski April 12, 2014

freddie freaker

A twisted being who debuted on a 90s ad for a call line named the freak phone, he was a rendered image of a puppet doing a t-pose He's become popular due to oney plays. Each call would cost 2$.

"IT'S THE FREAK PHONE AND HERE'S YOUR PARTY FREAK: FREDDIE FREAKER!"

by HeccinAngeryCinnabon May 24, 2018

freakers

Frat sneakers. Dirty shoes that are only worn to fraternity parties.

Friend: Duuuude don’t wear your new Air Force ones to the party tonight.

Me: Don’t trip bro. I was gonna wear my freakers.

by fbgmsqd March 7, 2020

Freakers Ball

An annual type of party where the party goers dress up in costumes. Generally these are held in larger residential home with live music and plenty of alcohol and recreational narcotics readily available.

Are you going to Fat Mike’s freakers ball tonight?

by Newfie blogger December 25, 2019

Freaker Outer

Someone who unnecessarily freaks out about anything school related, such as tests, quizzes, or assignments. Symptoms are especially worse in competitive college programs that are difficult to get into, but can also appear in less competitive programs, albeit, not as frequently.

Also appears to spread like wild fire among other freaker outers. As one freaker outer gets freaked out for no real reason, the effect spreads exponentially through the freaker outer crowd until it hits critical mass and the professor has to yell and calm down the freaker outers.

OMG, I can't submit the quiz on blackboard and nobody else can either. What am I going to do?!!?? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO???!? OMG, OMG, OMG!!

Wait, the correct answer isn't on here. OMG, OMG, OMG. There is no correct answer!! I can't get 1 question wrong. Why isn't there a correct answer??!??

People who freak out about classes at college orientation, at least 2-3 months before classes actually start.

Wait, there is no copy of that useless handout for me? WTF!! I'm going to the dean!! I need a copy of that handout or I'm going to fail out of school!!! You, over there, give me your copy!! (fight ensues)

Antonyms: unfreaker outer (not to be confused with slacker, but rather one that realizes that its okay if things don't always go perfectly)

Synonyms: spaz

by NurseM October 19, 2007