by chibinezu March 22, 2008
by kiwixpsychedelic January 18, 2008
to subvert justice; to fix something so others won't know about it; to extend a criminal or civil legal matter and pretend someone is actually going to be punished; to get out of a crime
A drug dealer is discussing his case with his lawyer. His lawyer finally asks him "how much are you willing to spend to fritz this?"
A wealthy, prominent member of the community has been arrested for DWI. Before his trial begins, his lawyer approaches a member of the State's Attorney's office and asks "how much donation money is required to fritz his?
"An attractive speeder has been pulled over by a law enforcement officer. As he's approaching the car, she unbuttons her blouse to show an excessive amount of cleavage. She then turns to the officer and asks him "what is it going to take to fritz this?"
A child's mother buys him an expensive bicycle, which he carelessly leaves in a playmate's driveway. The front wheel is accidently ran over and crushed by the friends teenage brother. The boy hides the bike in his garage until his Father returns home, he then asks his Dad "can you fritz this so Mom won't know about it?"
A wealthy, prominent member of the community has been arrested for DWI. Before his trial begins, his lawyer approaches a member of the State's Attorney's office and asks "how much donation money is required to fritz his?
"An attractive speeder has been pulled over by a law enforcement officer. As he's approaching the car, she unbuttons her blouse to show an excessive amount of cleavage. She then turns to the officer and asks him "what is it going to take to fritz this?"
A child's mother buys him an expensive bicycle, which he carelessly leaves in a playmate's driveway. The front wheel is accidently ran over and crushed by the friends teenage brother. The boy hides the bike in his garage until his Father returns home, he then asks his Dad "can you fritz this so Mom won't know about it?"
by Clemus October 03, 2010
by kid chameleon January 15, 2004
Known as lord or god of the catapillars. The name is usually associated with kings or of royal authority.
"Look over there, it's a Fritz!"
by Wafflesforlife1 November 20, 2015
Fritz is a really cute and the nicest guy you will ever meet. He likes older girls but every one loves him. If you get a friend named fritz keep him he is wonderful. Everyone needs a friend like fritz. He has rocking abs. Fritz is generally with the popular crowd but is very smart.
by Hello0000000800 June 12, 2020