douche frigate

When the usual douche wagon/canoe/nozzle/etc just won't do. A heightened state of total douchebaggery.

"Dude, that guy splattered pee on my shoes at the urinals!"

"Yeah, what a freakin' douche frigate!"

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

frigate

Noun.

1. A relatively small, lightly armed warship normally tasked with ASW (anti-submarine warfare) and POS (protection of shipping, i.e. convoy escort). Frigates are less expensive than destroyers, and are therefore much more common among smaller navies. Frigate hulls are generally large enough to accomodate a full weapons suite, but frigates in large navies such as that of the United States are more lightly armed than the maximum weight available. Modern frigates typically carry at least one helicopter for ASW and SAR (search and rescue).

NATO standard designations are: FF (gun frigate), FFG (guided missile frigate), FFGN (nuclear-powered guided missile frigate, no longer used), and DE (destroyer escort, no longer used).

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1. Two british frigates, the HMS Ardent and HMS Antelope, were sunk by Argentina during the Falklands War of 1982.

by thaks April 26, 2006

anal frigulator

One who takes it upon themselves to give an anal examination to every person they meet.

"Dunstan, stop trying to examine my anal regions, you anal frigulator"

by Richard123 October 2, 2005

Frigomite

Current used only in a completely insane, alternate universe to our own. Usually confused with the dollar or the euro for it's unique shape. However, the Frigomite is blue and transparent with a large green dot in the center of it. This signifies it's status as being cooler.

It contains a picture of the alternate universes president when pressed in the middle by your thumb only.

"Is this a dollar bill?"
"No, that is a Frigomite and it is much cooler than a dollar bill."

by Tyrone Frigso April 17, 2010

fragulate

Mistaking a person for someone else when they are directly behind you.

I fragulated - I thought you were my girlfriend, that's why I hugged you

by denelian June 1, 2011

frogulate

the act of going to bed in one position and while sleeping to beat another up through kicks to the face and to wake upside down with ur arm punching the other in the face

hey dude what happened to ur face

remember that girl last night well she frogulated me in her sleep and i have the bruises to prove it

by ryan holland October 10, 2008

Frocolate

The anal seepage that comes out during anal intercourse.

Her frocolate turned my dick into a pudding pop!

by MurdaByteZ July 26, 2018