Rigamortis

(Adj.) A word to describe a feeling, situation, person, or frame of mind that has surpassed the essence of sad, lame, pathetic, or unfortunate.

(Adj) something that causes an inner dreadful feeling similiar to the supposed sensation of one's body tensing and hardening after death

Adj. Something that has reached the height or acme of negativity, depression

I am feeling so Rig today, because I still live with my Rigamortis parents. I just want to cry and eat some Riggy pudding.

My job is so Rigamortis that I'd rather work at Red Lobster.

by Alyssa Coops August 10, 2010

Rigamortis

When a mans penis loses an erection quickly after ejaculating.

After tom came, he experienced severe rigamortis and was unable to continue preforming.

by Kief Chief November 15, 2016

rigamortis

A condition that does not replace viagra.

Even though he had complete rigamortis his member was still as flaccid as ever.

by Numbers August 19, 2007

RIGAMORTIS

top of the hierarchy depicting a very attractive girl, see rig, rigmarole, rigathon

will look mate.... that girl has a tight rig.......
yes mate rigamortis

by Jordanian October 9, 2006

Rigamortis

Short form for the Adult Swim animated show title Rick and Morty.

Let's binge watch some Rigamortis tonight!

by Chakola August 3, 2019

frigimortis

Pronunciation: "fri-gi-'mor-tis"
Function: noun
Etymology: New American, stiffness of body
: temporary rigidity of muscles occurring after orgasm or blowing the load

That chick had frigimortis when I was done with her.

by MD65 August 26, 2006

the rigamortis

Before giving a handjob, the giver dips their hand in ice water: simulating a dead hand.

Dave wasn't Into it at first but once I gave him the Rigamortis he was dtf.

by Wanky_dave March 29, 2017