Friendsturd

1.) The people you know exclusivly through Friendster.

2.) Friendster itself, when going through it's usual glitches.

3.) The dork that founded Friendster; user 101 -- a fan of The Dave Matthews Bland and the like.

1.) Oh yeah, I heard about that once from one of my Friendsturds.

2.) Shit, I can't check this chick out today thanks to Friendsturd.

3.) Jonathan Abrams.

by PappaWheelie November 18, 2003

Friendsturbation

using your friends hand to masturbate or masturbate whit a group of friends.

friendsturbation party in my house,bring all of your friend....we gonna need a extra hand.

by gay clown December 17, 2011

friendasauras

The Ugly (often fat) Friend Who Tags along to run protection for the hot or cute ones in the group.

Alurah is the friendasauras for her group when they hang out

by guyver November 24, 2006

Friendsourcing

(v) To ask a friend (a trusted source) to source information or people.

You should try friendsourcing your next web designer.

Friendsourcing leverages your trusted network help you find your next talent.

by friendsourcing October 1, 2009

Friendsurance

A practice by which, a person has to hide a sketchy so called "friends" property, until right before they leave, once assured that all of your property is still in tact.

That dope-whore, Whitney, hopped up in my car, crying & needing a ride. I didn’t want to because I know the bitch steals, so I took her Versace perfume out of her purse. I looked around to make sure didn't jack any of my shit and she didn't, for once!! So I snuck it back into her purse before she got outta my ride. Thank God for Friendsurance!!

by Sprinkles318Yo!! November 21, 2023

Friendsurance

A practice where you discreetly hide a sketchy so called "friends" property, until right before they leave, once assured that all of your property is still in tact.

I was in Bawcomville the other day & that skank hopped up in my car, crying & needing a ride. I know the bitch steals, so I took her Versace perfume out of her purse. I looked around to make sure didn't jack any of my shit and she didn't, for once!! So I snuck the perfume back into her purse before she got outta my ride. Secretly collecting collateral always saves me when it comes to Friendsurance!!

by ¡SprinklesYo318! November 24, 2023