schnitzer fritzed

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

on the fritz

When something stops working, malfunctions, or acts in a way contrary to its usual manner.

I would've called you, but my phone is on the fritz.

by kid chameleon January 14, 2004

Josef Fritzl

"The Dungeon Keeper."

>Man no one has the capability to keep a good modest dungeon these days.
>Bro you're forgetting about Mr. Josef Fritzl

by Juttttttttter March 22, 2009

frizazzled

the mental state one is induced into after intense rapid annoyances that bedazzle their brain into feeling fried.

My dogs frizazzled me when they started barking during my meditation.

by lucky bailey rocks June 2, 2018

Fritz the Cat

A mother-fucking badass.

Fritz the Cat is a mother-fucking badass.

by Elizabeth Bliss August 15, 2011

ben fritz

A chode of a human being, they may or may not have a chode but their own physical embodiment is one of a chode.

Person 1: Hey there goes Ben Fritz.
Person 2: What a chode.

by blahblah42069 July 24, 2020

Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear

Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear is a fine chap who happens to be. a bit irritable come sundown!

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Person 1: Oh my! The candle has extinguished itself! Why are a pair of oculus malus staring at me with such ferocity!?? Oh my! Thy is Fredrick Fritzgerald Fazbear, the elegant chap whom is playing that awfully disturbing music! *LeapStartle*

by Thy Giraffe February 8, 2022