Fresh Produce

The Freshmen at one's high school that one would fuck with.

"Dude, wanna hit up the Fish Market for some Fresh Produce?"

"What do you think of the Fresh Produce this year?"

"Wanna scope out the Fresh Produce after English class?"

by Flamin' Mixtape December 4, 2015

Fresh Frozen

A slang term for frozen meat defrosting in a pool of water in a Tupperware container in the back room of a "D" list restaurant. This term was coined by chef Pinto of Cafe 36 on an episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.

Gordon Ramsay: "What the hell is this?"

Chef Pinto: "We keep it fresh frozen, chef"

Gordon Ramsay: "I can't believe this. It's either Fresh or Frozen, there's not such thing as Fresh Frozen!"

by edniece April 14, 2010

Fresh-bomb

A Fresh-bomb is when you keep your apartment smelling fresh by taking dumps in other peoples toilets.

It originated at a Soul Festival in Tisno Croatia when a reveller ran out of toilet paper and had to use friends loos until he bought some more then evolved into a game of one upmanship.

Dude, we're out of paper.

No worries bruh, let's fresh-bomb the guys in the next chalet.
Later on: ahhhh... he shoots, he scores.

by Applied Logic July 27, 2017

Fresh off the blaze

The 15 minutes after one finishes blazing a blunt/joint, that person is considered fresh off the blaze.

I just put my dutch out in my car and Ill be in the library in 2 minutes fresh off the blaze.

Yo, you trying to grab a slice fresh off the blaze.

I don't know what the teacher said the entire class cause I walked in fresh off the blaze.

by Cat Deyes + Pasey Konovan May 29, 2011

Freehand

Freehand is the embarrassing situation where you hold your hand out to someone and they are completely unaware of it or will have nothing to do with it. It is worse when they start to walk away and you quickly lower your hand out of shame hoping no-one has noticed.

I heard that Jenny freehanded Greg. Left him there standing looking like an idiot.

by dw8177 July 7, 2016

Fresh call

A response for when someone says something funny or really great.

That joke was so funny, fresh call!

by Cat Fan October 30, 2016

fresh empire

FDA run company that fucks with your Yootube videos with advertisements with raps of zero bars nor verses

Dude:1Keep it fresh with fresh empire
Dude 2: fuckoff

by Jack_herer June 6, 2017