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French Canadian lap dance 

A lap dance where you pour gravy and cheese curds on the dancer
I got a tasty French Canadian lap dance last night and found a cheese curd in my hair this morning

French Canadian Kiss

Like French kiss but more polite and dyed, often follows by an apology.
We were kissing last night.
French?
No, it was French Canadian Kiss I was very nice and I said sorry at the end since she’s my aunt.

French Canadian Kissing 

Licking someone else's teeth. Just like Canadian bacon is not quite bacon, French Canadian kissing is not quite French kissing.

French Canadian sex symbol 

The burly man Alain chias son is one hell of a French Canadian sex symbol
French Canadian sex symbol by OH1987 September 25, 2020

french canadian love custard 

the act of ejaculating on a peice of toast, and eating it with great pleasure
hey hamza, i heard you had some french canadian love custard the other day. i bet it was tasty

french canadian whore 

a closet lesbian who hooks for peanut butter. french canadian by birth and jewish by nature. claims to be a ninja but ass rapes retarded horses. we all know that retarded horse raping is not ninjaesque.
french canadian whore by japninja October 7, 2008