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frenulum

The cord on the underside of a uncircumcised virgin guy's penis head. Destroyed in a haze of ectasy and pain the first time he has sex or during circumcision.
Luis moaned with pleasure as he lost his frenulum during his first ejaculation. Jake would never know the pleasure, having had his frenulum destroyed by circumcision.
by cirkedboi November 8, 2012
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Frenulum

An older woman with a less than pleasant husband. ie: The wrinkly old thing that hangs around a dickhead.
Nigel's wrinkly, 80 year-old wife was constantly called in to the nursing home when he was being a dickhead. I don't know why she hangs around a dick like him, she is just like a frenulum
by misterekz June 28, 2025
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Fizzy Frenulum

When a guy tucks a mento in his foreskin and sticks his dick in a bottle of Coke while ejaculating at the same time.
“Hey dude what’s with the burns on your dick?”

“Oh I was just doing the ole Fizzy Frenulum last night.”
“Oh yea, what’s that brah?”
“It’s when I peel back my foreskin and tuck a mento under my sheath and then I let my foreskin roll over my glands and mento all the way back to the tip. Then I edge my shaft until I near climax at which time I submerge my throbbing, swollen, little member into the mouth of a 2 L of Coke. The force of my ejaculation and exploding Coke repel each other until I fly through the air back into my bed.”

“Wow bud. Maybe you should talk to someone about that”
*pats back, walks away*
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