Freddo

Chocolate. The purest and most kindhearted being you will ever encounter. He’s the type of person who will wait for you to tie your shoelace instead of walking away. He is a fun shade of green and will party all night with his purple trousers.
For more info, follow @ Freddo.n.frenemies on insta :)

Dude I would love to eat a Freddo bar right now.
Totally dude. *cool fist bump*

by Freddo is my bae October 18, 2020

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Freddo Friday

A celebration in which Charlotte gives out the sacred freddo frogs to the well working students

"I love freddo Friday"

by Luigi3106 December 5, 2018

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Dirty Freddo

The act of shitting into a Freddo chocolate mould, cooking it until it turns to a liquid and then putting it into the fridge to set. When it has set you wrap it up and sell it for 10p. Simples.

Ashley: "Mmm, this Freddo is so good!"
Kishan: "Why is there sweetcorn in there?"
Ashley: "Shit...it's a fucking dirty freddo!"

by Mr Tame January 24, 2010

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Colpa di Freddo

Method of contagion, peculiar to Italy, where any number of extreme (imaginary) diseases can be picked up by drinking a drink which is too cold, walking in a cool breeze, forgetting to wear your armani scarf or not wearing an overcoat during a month when it is considered necessary even though the temperature is over 90 degrees in the shade.

"Mamma, my girlfriend made me drink a cold drink and I caught a Colpa di Freddo." "Well you need to take care of yourself dear - you're only 36!"

"I don't care if it is a hundred degrees, darling. You cannot drive to work in May without your overcoat and your scarf - you will catch a 'Colpa di Freddo'." "Si, Mamma!"

"Please close the car window. It is bad for my 'Elth. I know you are all sweating but I will catch a 'Colpa di Freddo' "

by Lost in Spaghetti-Land September 14, 2011

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