penile fracture

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.

I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture

by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017

penile fracture

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.

A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.

by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017

penile fracture

when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured

Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture

by hambone October 19, 2003

fractured prune

An injured penis, or dick.

A donut shop.

Grandpa in the hospital.

Yo, Scotty. How's Nate's "fractured prune"?

Brb, Stacy, gotta go to Fractured Prune.

So, how's fractured prune?

by theMasterofRok June 19, 2017

Fractured Ass

Noun: A horrific injury to the ass bone (coccyx) that generally only afflicts stunt cyclists. Can only officially be diagnosed by physicians.

Of all his long list of injuries, washed up stunt cyclists Dean Devin boasts the most of his Fractured Ass.

by KingJamesDaTurd December 6, 2020

Penial Fracture

It’s when you break your dick. To fix it they must put a metal rod inside your cock and let it heal from there. :)

“Ah shiiiiiiiit! I just cracked my dick! OW I THINK ITS A PENIAL FRACTURE!

by Patytu October 21, 2019

Penial Fracture

A limp penis

Sally is like a penial fracture, limp and unneeded

by Dickhole February 25, 2018