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four loko

the fifth and a half dimension of hell in which you are incredibly fucked up due to the 12 % booze intake and then are unable to sleep due to the fucknormous amount of caffine you have just consumed. When you "wake" up in the morning you will be getting double penetrated by the two guys you took home with you because you were so fucked up or be puking your guts out or borderline seizuring because you are shaking so hard. let me correct myself for a moment, its a quadruple penetration in a can. but it does fuck you up. have fun with the gangbang. love four loko.
Four loko? are you fucking kidding me? i saw my neighborhood bum drinking that yesterday!
by koshersexjew September 16, 2010
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FOUR Loko

A 23.5oz beverage that is 12.0% ABV. Falls into the "alcopop" category of alcoholic beverages for combining energy drink flavor with enough shit to get you pretty fucked up.

One FOUR Loko will get you pretty fucked up.
RULE #1: DO NOT DRINK TWO.

Drinking three in one night will kill anyone under 200lbs.
You got some FOUR Loko? Shiiyit, nigga we gonna get FUCKED UP! Wait, what the fuck, is that your 2nd one? Holy shit, dude.
by whythefuckdidIdrink2 February 27, 2010
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Four Loko

Four Loko is the devil in a can symptoms include hallucinations, passing out, fire breathing, drowning without being in water, random dancing
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Four Loko

The official drink of blacked out obnoxious bitches
Stupid Bitch #1: I feel like falling down the stairs and ruining the party tonight

Stupid Bitch #2: We should get some Four Loko's. That way we can talk shit about how much we can drink and then pass out after we drink half of one
by PaBRO EscBRObar September 23, 2010
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four loko

a fine malt beverage capturing the essence of thug life. specifically brewed for the consumption of true G's. one of these drinks can cause one to concoct words not known in the English dictionary. warning not meant for the consumption of pregnant bezzies due to the risk of birth defects, such as giving birth to sasquatch like creatures.
damn bud.....................u had 2 four loko's!?.......................u ma hero bud
by omie the homie April 11, 2010
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four loko

Four loko is a 23.5 oz "alcopop" that is 12% abv, that is
1. Guaranteed to get you drunk
2. Guaranteed to prevent your drunk ass from falling asleep
I was up all night drinkin' that four loko.
by schlingalang April 25, 2010
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Four Loko

Joe: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?
George: I drank a Four Loko and..
Joe: 'Nuff said.
by MorningAfter August 18, 2010
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