person 1: “are u disabled?”
person 2: “yes i’m a fossil but even though i have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have me!”
person 2: “yes i’m a fossil but even though i have tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t have me!”
by the.curry.fossil April 28, 2020
Get the fossilmug. Specimen left by the infamous "spooge-asaurus". Discovered by the unfortunate girl who hooked up with the spooge-asaurus. A crusty, white stain left on a bed sheet. Often a mortified girl will holler for a rooommate to confirm her worst suspicions, and immediately launder the soiled sheets.
"OMG Jeny is this what I think it is?"
(roommate proceeds to poke at the fossil with her toe)
"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn spooge-asaurus"
(roommate proceeds to poke at the fossil with her toe)
"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn spooge-asaurus"
by mac n fode August 9, 2006
Get the fossilmug. a fossil is when a peice of pot/weed/tobaco becomes lodged between the roach and paper of a spliff which can offten lead to a hole in the paper making it less air tight and harder to toke
by djadenosine March 12, 2007
Get the fossilmug. An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.
Fossilitis
by Ethereal_Child June 3, 2011
Get the Fossilitismug. by Leemz May 21, 2008
Get the fossilizemug. To get/ be extremely drunk to the point where you will most likely have a hangover
Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover
Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover
Alan: We're all getting totally fossiled tonight, wanna join? (extremely drunk)
or
Alan: I feel so fossiled, man. (tired/hungover)
or
Alan: I feel so fossiled, man. (tired/hungover)
by wobsandgobs January 15, 2019
Get the Fossiledmug. by Masta May 13, 2005
Get the Fossilmug.