Fort Myers 

Fort Myers Aka Fort Mizery is a city in Florida made up entirely of surfer fags and beach queers. I hate Fort Myers

Me: Fuck Fort Myers
Girl: Look at that cool beach dude
Me: Fuck that fag
Girl: Fuck You
Me: You Wish

Fort Myers by apostrophee October 18, 2012

fort myers beach 

best place ever. huge beach with hot skimboarders, pier, cool ass stores, and just an awesome place to chill.

"where should we smoke this huge fuckin blunt?"
"FORT MYERS BEACH! ya digggg?"
;)

fort myers beach by yeahboy March 7, 2008

Fort Myers Beach 

A place where Fort Myers locals (usually young people and elderly) come to meander about with friends and family. that is, until THE SNOWBIRDS COME AND CROWD IT UPPPPP. Most people hang around the Lani Kai and drink, hang around the pier and skim, or walk around times square & shop, OR just chill down at the shore. Tight place, till the tourists flock.

"Fort Myers beach is awesome!"
"Yeah, until old people from Ohio and Maine come down with their horrible driving skills and crowd it up."

Fort Myers Beach by fmbeachjunkieee April 27, 2009

Fort Myers Beach 

A Beach and resort located in South West Florida.

A hot spot for Europeans, snowbirds, tourists of all kind and unexperienced and underaged spring breakers to get drunk and pregnant for the first time!

~Sightings you will witness at Fort Myers beach:

tourists in visors and socks and sandals,

rich snotty kids on vacation,

at least 1 morbidly obese man every half hour with no shirt on,

the 'leather couch' skinned, squinty eyed local who works and lives/drinks/eats/sleeps there all day. Every day.

at least one loud, obnoxious family of 5 on their one week vacation from NJ or NY,

a man with a honking, tinkling push cart with a palm tree attached hawking ice cream and coconut water in a can,

beach bums hitting on ladies on vacation,

beligerently intoxicated groups of men,

oldies dressed to impress drinking at the bar

frat boys with popped collars picking fights with each other

"Hey man, I have tomorrow off from work! Lets get fuuuugged up at Fort Myers beach tonight!"

"I love being hit on by botoxed out cougars at the bar while Im hanging at Fort Myers beach"

Fort Myers Beach by BuyMeAnotherDrinkUrStillUgly January 17, 2010

Fort Myers High School 

Fort Myers high school located in Fort Myers, Florida, Known for its tradition and rich white kids and some good sports teams, however it’s in the most ghetto neighborhood.

The IB students think the are royalty in this school and the traditional students have a hatred towards the IB students.

Shelby: hey girl aren’t you from Fort Myers High School.

Taylor: Yeah, I literally hate these IB students, they think they are so much better

Fort Myers High School by SqueezyDs123 October 28, 2020

Fort Myers, Fl 

Fort Myers .. a place foul of hating ass bitches ! It could be nothing wrong with you but it’s always that one person that’s gon say SOMETHING ! .. fort Myers also has a lot of competition everybody always competing with each other for what reason idk . Like look where we all at we all in the same city what y’all hatin on each other for ?

Girl; Where you from ?

Boy; Fort Myers, Fl
Girl; *ima head out*

Fort Myers, Fl by Youmadho October 21, 2019

North Fort Myers High School 

North fort Myers High school where there's coke in the girls bathroom, Trans gay kids, teachers who don't teach, my nigga JJ the occasionally good football team, and school shooting threats

Person 1: Yo I heard there was coke in the girls bathroom at North Fort Myers High School
Person 2: Yeah but at least one of the trans gay kids aren't threating to shoot up the school this week.

North Fort Myers High School by fuckthissucks March 3, 2019