dreaded captain firebeard

someone who failed drinking a flaming shot and ends up with a burned face and a lack of facial hair.

Eric tried to impress a couple of girls at a party by drinking a flaming shot, but he ended becoming the dreaded captain firebeard.

by Ice Cold Killer December 21, 2010

Cunt High in Foreheads

A young woman that may be attractive, but, has children, and therefore, is off limits. A probable date, but has baggage.

I met up with Amy at the bar. I haven't seen her since high school. I would totally do her, but she's cunt high in foreheads.

by Ridge Land January 5, 2007

forebear

The feeling you get when on acid where you want to dock with you Jewish Russian friends.

"When I was tripping I so wanted to forebear"

by Skurblurd August 2, 2016

Fariebears

(Noun): Small bears tamed by elves, that were cross-breed with draagon-flies. So they now have wings and the albity to fly.
CHECK IT I AIN'T LYING!!!

Look at all the cute fariebears, awww they are so soft.

by Chipmunk Methyl Ethel Ether April 16, 2009

forbearance

Putting up with one's parents.

Over the course of the day:

Parent: "Have you done your homework?"
Child: "Yeah"
PArent: "Did you eat a good breakfast?"
Child: "Yeah"
Parent: "Now don't be late home from school!"
Child: "Nah"
Parent: "Is the Math test today?"
Child: "Dunno"
Parent: "Well I hope you've done enough studay to get a good grade!"
Child: "Maybe"

The child showed remarkable forbearance.

by Dunners_boi October 21, 2010

Farebear

A tough Canadian cutie, with a beautiful and caring soul. She's fiercely protective of the ones she loves and will fight tooth and nail for them. She's a wonderful leader, and takes pride in helping others reach their highest potential.
Also, she's hawt AF.

Have you seen Farebearz? She's hawt AF.
Farebearz' fam is so strong.

by CorrectingBadDefinitions November 24, 2021

warheads on foreheads

"While receiving a blowjob immediately prior to ejaculating pull your penis out of the girls mouth and cover her forehead in sperm."

"Dude see that chick right there, last night it was warheads on foreheads baby!!"

by Grad Boulden May 1, 2007