driving for dick

A viral meme made popular by singer Ethan Tide, who remixed a clip of porn star Sophie Anderson singing in her car.

1. Used when someone is attractive.

2. Used when driving to a booty call.

1. "Omg when did Jimmy get so hot? I'm driving for dick."
"Girl, he's not even cute"

2. "I can't talk right now. On my way to Jimmys. I'm driving for dick."
"Get your shit together Karen"

by undefineddefinition July 18, 2019

Trolling for Dick

Function: verb

From Trolling; angling by drawing a baited line through the water, + Dick, obscene terms for penis.

1) A behavior found in effeminate homosexual men looking for a hookup.
2) Using all means available to bait homosexual or heterosexuals into a sexual rendezvous.
a. Typically involves convincing strait men, blowjobs won’t make them gay.

Did you see that skinny clean dude walking down the street with his shirt off; stating everyone looks like trouble? He is really Trolling for Dick.

That guy in the bar just told me if he sucked my dick it would not make me gay, dude it totally Trolling for Dick.

by MnLaz December 9, 2008

dive for dick

To perform oral sex; to suck dick

"Yo dawg, if you hit that she'll dive for dick cause she sucked me up when I tagged her."

by Tha 1ne August 28, 2005

Bobbing for dick

When one repeatedly nods their head up and down (usually with their mouth open) in an attempt to stay awake, thus appearing to be giving a blow job.

Mark got tired in class, and began bobbing for dick.

by BigDaddyDJ May 21, 2017

desperate for dick

Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.

Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.

Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.

by ddddorattttheeeexploraaaa July 11, 2017

Dick for dick's sake

When it would b easier to choose the nice response, but u choose the butthole one instead, just to b a jerk.

"I asked him to let me use an old notebook but he said no every time, just to b a dick for dick's sake."

by IcyStrawberry April 25, 2024

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024