by BoshTalk November 11, 2006
Get the footpad mug.One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, the other to the Lord.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it.
"Lord, You said that once I decided to follow You, You'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed You most You would leave me."
The Lord replied, "My son, My precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it.
"Lord, You said that once I decided to follow You, You'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed You most You would leave me."
The Lord replied, "My son, My precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
by braze February 28, 2010
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Al Gore may drive a hybrid and rant about global warming, but when you factor in the cooking grease burned to cook his food, his carbon footprint is pretty huge. The amount of weight that guy's packed on would put Sally Struthers to shame.
by Nicholas D June 16, 2008
Get the carbon footprint mug.Just as carbon footprint refers to a sum of carbon emissions, a cabron footprint is the measure of one's social imprint as a cabron, (generally Spanish for asshole).
Reducing one's cabron footprint is in effect becoming less of an asshole.
Reducing one's cabron footprint is in effect becoming less of an asshole.
I'm trying to increase my cabron footprint by getting into politics.
The Westboro Baptist Church has an enormous cabron footprint.
The Westboro Baptist Church has an enormous cabron footprint.
by motionist April 4, 2013
Get the cabron footprint mug.Sexual interaction involving the use of feet for arousal or sexual stimulation. Often includes tickling, licking, rubbing, grinding or even masturbation using one's own feet or the feet of others.
The chick I spent the night with was really into footplay - she got me off with her feet and came before I did!
by tiborus December 26, 2015
Get the footplay mug.A footprint that mysteriously arrives on your dashboard as a result of certain nightly activities in your car/truck. These nightly activities are also known as "driving in your car".
Also a hardcore rock/punk/metal/funk/ska/jazz/progressive band with music that will rock your socks off in every direction, perhaps causing a welling up of emotion inside you that can only be cured BY "going for a drive" and POSSIBLY creating some of your own dashboard footprints.
Also a hardcore rock/punk/metal/funk/ska/jazz/progressive band with music that will rock your socks off in every direction, perhaps causing a welling up of emotion inside you that can only be cured BY "going for a drive" and POSSIBLY creating some of your own dashboard footprints.
Wow man you got some serious dashboard footprints up in this vehicle.
Man who likes to rock the part?
DASHBOARD FOOTPRINT LIKES TO ROCK THE PARTYYY!!!
WOW MAN this band is goood. Wanna "go for a drive in my car"?
Man who likes to rock the part?
DASHBOARD FOOTPRINT LIKES TO ROCK THE PARTYYY!!!
WOW MAN this band is goood. Wanna "go for a drive in my car"?
by THATgrilledcheeseman February 5, 2010
Get the Dashboard Footprint mug.Person 1 "Hey I'm gunna bone your girlfriend"
Person2 "Do that and I'll give you the ol foot up the ass"
Person2 "Do that and I'll give you the ol foot up the ass"
by jeepdude44 May 31, 2015
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