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Footloose

When you stick your foot into a toilet and proceed to ejaculate on said foot and flush to rinse the jesus juice off
"DUDE I just pulled a footloose in the airport BATHROOM"
"NICE I did one yesterday!"
by IAMTHEREALKevinBacon April 16, 2019
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Footloose

When you stick your bare foot into a toilet and the proceed to jack off while your foot (preferably the right one) stays in the toilet water. Then you ejaculate onto the foot in the toilet and flush to rinse the cum off of your foot.
Dude 1: “Brah pass the toilet paper under the stall, there’s none in mine and I just footloosed”

Dude 2: “wooooaaaahhh really man? You FOOTLOOSED in a subway?”
Dude 1: “YEAH MAN now pass me the victory wipes”

Dude 2: “no problem man. R E S P E C T.”
by Ijustshitnfardncamedmypants April 16, 2019
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Footloose bad

Old Gen-X adjective to describe a quality of music that makes it sound like something from the soundtrack of the movie "Footloose."

Distinguishing features are keyboard whitewashes, fist-pumpingly over-the-top vocals in the chorus, and unmanly bouncing rythyms. In other words, sounding '80s in the bad way.
(When Dan Hill's "I can dream about you" comes on the radio...)

"Oh, man, that's bad! It's... like... Footloose bad!"
by Adman12 October 11, 2005
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Footloose

A vagina that's so loose, a foot can fit in it.
"Bro I put my foot in it." "Sounds like she got footloose."
by LilProbeInn April 3, 2025
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Footloose

A vagina that is so loose, a foot can fit in it.
"Yea bro I put my foot in it." "Sounds like it got footloose."
by LilProbeInn April 3, 2025
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