foof

The word everybody older than me used instead of "vagina" until I was about sixteen. I still use it now, probably due to force of habit. Even when I'm talking dirty to my missus.

Me: "Does that make your foof feel good?"
Missus: "My what?"
Me: "Too late, anyway."

by The Scandal April 6, 2005

Foof

A form of flatulence, often found in small unhearable noises coming from your butthole. Similar to the "silent but, deadly" category of passing gas.

Ahh shit i just foofed.

by Dr. Gluteus Maximus February 20, 2009

Foof

An expression after the realization of an amazing occurrence.

after a wicked hot girl walks by
Dan: Hey Paul, did you see that hot girl?
Paul: Foof..!

by Alpacino January 20, 2009

foofing

a euphamism for fucking

I heard Jenny's foofing around with quite a few boys lately.

by Harriett April 19, 2006

foof

slang term for the female genitalia. Much less vulagar and more acceptable than the alternative pussy or cunt. Most often used by girls themselves...

Amy: omg, i think i've got another yeast infection!
Kat: oh goodness, what makes you think that?
Amy: well my foof smells awful bad!

Max: man, i scored last night!
Zak: You feel her foof or what?

by sexybexy July 25, 2008

Foof

The act of farting under the covers followed by lifting and then dropping the pillow end of the covers to create a fart balloon exhaling effect that shoots the fart towards your bed buddy's face.

"Noooooooo! Don't foof it...You foofed it."

by Vondi January 15, 2010

foofing

chilling, hanging out, not doing much. see foofin'

You: man, what are you doing?
Me: nothin, just foofin' out

by Dr. Ducks May 23, 2003