foodsturbation

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

by Rob D January 29, 2005

yuppie foodstamp

a twenty dollar bill

...brazen is really weird.

Did I leave a yuppie foodstamp in your car?

by ame via brazen November 7, 2003

foodtarded

A person with common and obvious taste in food.

I love the Cheesecake Factory. It keeps all the foodtarded people away from my restaurants.

by thefoodtard November 10, 2009

foodstuff

v. n. trans. - To consume a large quantity of food in a single sitting.

"What's the bulimic kid doing in the donut shop?"
"Oh, he's foodstuffing."

by Delkind May 4, 2008

Foodstamp Escalade

Your on government assistance but you drive an nice car.

The welfare recipitent was driving a foodstamp escalade.

by Robb Yo Momma March 29, 2004

foodstuff

this is redundant

just say food

by da? January 4, 2004

Foodista

Foodista is a collaborative project to build the world's largest, highest quality cooking encyclopedia. With your contributions, we can create a free resource that helps millions of people learn how to cook everything and anything. Thus, being a Foodista is being someone who likes food. Whether to cook it or eat it.

Those onions tarts were amazing, she is such a foodista!

by Rawesome Taco December 15, 2009