fortune cookie wisdom

When somebody claims to be smart, but half of the shit they say is obvious and can be found in a fortune cookie.

Asshole - Work hard and you will be okay.
Normal Guy - No shit, thanks for the fortune cookie wisdom, asshat.

by ILikeDefiningThings August 26, 2018

soldier of fortune

A soldier that doesn't fight for honor or pride but for money and fame. A game based off someone who has actually lived this life is Soldier of Fortune 1/2.

John Mullins is a soldier of fortune.

by blake March 12, 2004

wheel of fortune

The best game show (next to Price is Right) in the world. What's better than spinning a wheel to win money?

Contestant: I'd like to solve the puzzle: Supercalifragelistcexpialidocious

by Yelsew Foolface April 12, 2005

fortune

beautiful girl; good sense of style; great social media person!;Girly;cute

1.Hey man did you see that girl Fortune, shes hot!
2.Fortune is captian of the school!
3.omg!She followed me back!!!

by staceywww2 February 15, 2018

fortune wrecking

When you walk in this bitch, and you're totally bossed up

Pick me up in half a second, im finna go fortune wrecking

by supertune March 5, 2022

Fortune

baddie, very cute, nice, is short, knows her way, she can get tough when she needs to, shes very active, photogenic

1' Fortune will be a model i know it
2' Fortune is famous look at this!
3' Her outfit was cute today

4' she got asked out by him!

by gennisis990 April 16, 2019

Gay Fortune

tis not a word to descride ones homosexual luck but infact to describe a very old, colorful suit wearing princible at a highschool in perth

one enjoys changing suits frequently (nearly everyday) and wears straw hats in the summer.

takes long agonising pauses during whole school assemblys and has been known to accidentally leave the P.A system on before making an announcment.. on one occasion broadcasting to the whole school that the velcrow ruined her scarf.

has gay fortune finished her speech or is she just pausing?

by optimous prime October 23, 2008