Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose

Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.

by I got ligma December 19, 2018

Hood Connected

To have or to get all the necessary hook ups and connects in not just your hood but all over; where ever you go, because you got that swagga

Man, the reason Lexis been gettin all those gigs, is cuz she stay hood connected!

by Nautica Michaels October 17, 2008

(Internet-connected) Computer

An invention made to make humans speak less personally and socialize on a non-face-to-face manner. It is used as a part of dating/relationship. It is used as a means of looking up your crush(es). Also, referred to as an invention of demons.

Is that an (internet-connected) computer?
Do you have an internet-connected computer?

by solvictus November 30, 2009

Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.

Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Connected Worker Technology

Connected worker technologies are tablet based tools that frontline workers use on factory floors at manufacturing companies. These software platforms help teams develop work instructions, manage critical process information, and organize employee training programs.

They’re also useful in eliminating production errors, reducing machine downtime, and ensuring the overnight shift isn’t completely screwed when 57-year-old Roger calls in sick, since he was the only worker who could operate the 16-foot, 200-ton ring rolling machine without losing a limb.

How the heck should I know how to troubleshoot a coil condenser heat exchanger? It’s my first day at this plant, and my last job was at Shoe Carnival. Doesn’t this dungeon have one of those Connected Worker thingies?

Just a few hours after giving Connected Worker tech to one of my direct reports, I started reporting to her. Is that Moore’s Law? Pretty sure it’s Moore’s Law.

Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.

My last job didn’t have a Connected Worker platform and I was stuck training with Joe Bob who smelled like stale cigarettes and regret.

Your honor, at our heavy machine manufacturing facility, making an error of three one thousandths of an inch can be the difference between a happy customer and thirteen 13-vehicle pileup on Interstate 81. That’s why we bought Connected Worker tablets.

My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.

by Dirty_Dark_Dangerous May 4, 2023

connected minds (cm)

have a freaky moment with someone close to you where you say the exact thing at the same time or are thinking the same thing at the same time

gab: omg i hate that girls ugly shirt
asha: omg ew connected minds (cm) i was just about to say that

by daduckhunter October 14, 2009

Connected Generation

You've heard of 'Gen X,' 'Baby Boomers', and the 'Greatest Generation'. The Connected Generation refers to anyone born since January 1, 2000. They represent the first generation born into the internet.

At fourteen, Marla was already a bona-fide member of the Connected Generation; she never went anywhere without her smartphone and felt a bit naked without it.

by XoXSciFiGuy September 9, 2015