Mr Finkelstein

A shitty teacher that taught 5th grade science at davis elementary known best for his slanted nose, crackled voice, spit flying everywhere when he talked, and jerking off in class. He would also put all the big chest girls close to his desk

Is that Mr Finkelstein better stay away

by FuckMeInTheAssFather October 29, 2019

fonker

a fonker is when the head of the penis can be seen through a pair of athletic shorts

at the gym you can see someones "fonker" because they are wearing no underwear

by matt schneider September 24, 2005

fookeling

fuck... but funnier...
FOOKELING. it can be used in similar ways
as fuck. it is a replecement slang term
used amoungst nerds.

what the fookel?.
jessica. you fookeling betch.
i fookeling hate gavin.
i saw gavin fookeling with tom.
tom was fookeling with gavin over fookeling
gay fookeling porn.

by lindsey dddddd May 19, 2008

Fonker

Chicken

Are you having fonker for dinner.

by Emily2020 July 23, 2020

fondelier

a man who fondels others without asking

omg hes a fondelier run he'll touch your sack like a bowl full of jelly

by Tom Richardson September 19, 2007

Tristan Finkelstein

The god to the people that practice the Tristonian Religion. It is said in the blink of an eye the most perfect human being to ever exist was born by God. God assigned him to be his successor once his time was up. The Tristonians believe Tristan will come to power in 0 TT. TT Stands for Tristan Time, which documents when Tristan, the future lord and savior will watch over us, his children. In the standard count for years, his reign will begin in the year 5000.

I practice Tristanisism. I believe Tristan Finkelstein will become our god.

by WeenisPenis December 7, 2020

Fonzel

(n) Tuft of fur between a canines toes, which often times requires grooming. In winter climates also causes animal discomfort resulting in frostbite (aka Frozen Fonzelitus).

Canine A in the dog park: "Ruff ruff.. duuddde whats that on your foot"

Canine B in the dog park: "AWW crap! I musta stepped in that Chihuahua sh_t and now its stuck in my fonzel- gotta goto the groomers again.. darnnit"...

by WagMag December 30, 2010