Flytographer

Vacation photographer with a modern, fresh, photojournalistic-style.

www.flytographer.com

by flytog May 28, 2013

flytailit

Get on a jet to anywhere cheap and nice, right effing now.

Man alive, I am done with this cold wet excuse for a city – need to flytailit the hell outa here

by alwayssunny100 September 14, 2011

Penis Flytrap

Make your penis hard and put jam or jelly on your stomach.

When a fly lands on your stomach to eat the jam, pull your penis back and let it go so it springs back, smacking into your stomach, and thus killing the fly.

Yes, it is completely wrong in every sense of the word!

There was a fly infestation over at Jones' place.

I saved him some money on an exterminator by giving it the old Penis Flytrap.

I feel sick now!

by Klobersaurus August 15, 2010

Kite Flyer

noun One who's opinion or political position changes frequently, according to popular opinion.

Shane Gillis is such a kite flyer; he goes where the winds go!

by Chay Comas January 14, 2022

Flute Blower

A green earthy hippie type. Can commonly be seen in frocky woven hemp gear, playing tribal wooden flutes at the sight of fallen trees. Smells strongly of Patchouli oil. The male versions typically sport copious amounts of hair on the top and front of the head. The females tend to have massive amounts of hair everywhere else. Both versions smell like shit.

The guy on the show American Inventor who pranced into the board room playing a flute (Flute Blower) to introduce his invention consisting of three sticks. His life story included examples of him and his friends making random music at their commune in the hills around San Francisco.

by WheresMyronBaker February 12, 2010

flutebro

Male friends who play the flute, usually straight, but don't have to be.

Max: ayyy i love you my flutebro
Rick: love you right back flutebro

Wendy: so are you and Sam dating in the flute section?
Nick: nahh Sam's my flutebro

by fluteplaya101 September 29, 2020

Blow it like a flute

For all you kpop fans that have gathered to find out what Luhan meant
Blow it like a flute- to give one a blowjob

Luhan- I told my girl to blow it like a flute last night.
Jun- But you ain't got a girl bro.

by Blowitlikkaflute July 31, 2020