flush mop

A large amount of very thick hair dangling in the toilet bowl - while the individual girl is held upside down - and completely clogging the toilet's trapway after being flushed.

Chic: You would never believe such a wonderful flush mop Bianka has!

Guy: Don't tell me she's clogged your toilet again!?

by verystinkymonkey October 29, 2017

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Finger flush

The act of someone ramming their ring and middle fingers into a squirt prone cunt, and proceeding to type away on the g spot until the pussy explodes with squirt all over the arm, thus flushing the bitch out.

Lucy finger flushed Pam so long and hard that she had to wear a poncho. Good thing we've got a hydro shop-vac for the mess.

by Mad Mick! August 29, 2016

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by im in school right now no joke May 9, 2019

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flush your mom

When someone falsely claims he has a flush in card games like Texas Hold'em or Omaha, you can say this to his face.

A flush is when you have 5 cards of the same suit. Not 4.

And no, 5 red cards with diamonds mixed with hearts don't make a flush.

"What chu got?"
"I got a flush.(show hand)"
"Flush your mom! You only have 4 diamonds you dumbass."

by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

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Flustered

Shocked and embarrassed, or shy

“My crush literally just came up to me and gave me a hug…I was so flustered I almost screamed”

“Yea when he kissed me my heart started beating so fast and I couldn’t stop blushing, I think I was flustered.”

by Saddbitch.org February 4, 2022

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half time flush

The act of flushing the toilet halfway through your business, usually done as an act of caution to avoid clogging when using gratuitous amounts of toilet paper.

"Dude, i just took a shit in your toilet and it overflowed..."

"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."

by K Scott December 23, 2011

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