Flumping

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.

Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.

by Flump-Master April 27, 2015

Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)

Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet

by Cracked egg in aberdale December 31, 2022

fumpin

fumpin is a term used by many people in the north of england, it can mean many things, however it is mainly used in the context of good or great, its often asociated with indie kids there for making it an indie cliché.

Indie Kid 1: This partys fumpin

Indie Kid 2: Its fumpin becuase im here ;)

by (: :) (: :) June 7, 2009

flumkin

(n) - when one receives a blowjob while checking their facebook, similar to a blumkin

Guy One(Douchebag): Dude I had like a hundred notifications on facebook the other day, I'm so cool.

Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?

Douchebag: No...

Guy Two: Then fuck off.

by Master Exploder 69 March 1, 2009

Fluming

The act of eating booty with enthousiam and no shame.

Originated from DJ Flume eating ass on stage at Burning Man

Her : "I love getting my ass ate"
Him : " girl, with you i'd be fluming!"

"That girl has an nice ass, i'd Flume her all night"

by Dopemor September 2, 2019

frumping

Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.

Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.

by PMax March 9, 2008

frumpin

anything stupid anoying dowdy uggly or unattractive exact opposite of cool awsome or pretty

oh my gosh!! you be frumpin!

by oppacmyouknowit November 26, 2010