Skip to main content

flumbumhead

Widely used as an insult / exclamation of frustration.
Refers to the anus being present on ones face.
‘flum’ just adds a sprinkle of flavour to the already known ‘bumhead’.
Rudy Lanes such a flumbumhead!
by Paragraph Boy March 10, 2021
mugGet the flumbumhead mug.

Flumgus

To be a flumgus you must server your ties to humanity and lose your sanity. To become a husk of a being. a walking void. Embrace the flumgus.
"Hey did you hear what happened to him? he played overwatch for like 27 hours straight and became a flumgus!"
by Flumgus October 30, 2021
mugGet the Flumgus mug.
Related Words

flumus

the skin in between the first knuckle on your index finger and the first knuckle on your thumb. when you shake someones hand it is mandatory to make good flumus to flumus connection.
hey johnnie lets shake hands and make good flumus to flumus connection.
by rmc58 January 18, 2008
mugGet the flumus mug.

Flumbumtious

***Guy One*** fuck me that girl is soo damn Flumbumtious
***Guy Two*** DDDAAAAYYYYMMMM
by FLumbumtiousness May 1, 2010
mugGet the Flumbumtious mug.

flombusing

Another word for the act of criminal torture known as the Judas Cradle, invented in Spain in the 16th century.

The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.

The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.
Guy 1: Yo, have you ever heard of flombusing?
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.
by nextstone December 21, 2021
mugGet the flombusing mug.

Flombus

Having an irrational urge to have sex with many grinches, sideways. In order to achieve the ultimate flombus, all participants must identify as demisexual.
We were thinking of going to Chad's house later so we could have a Flombus, but he forgot the grinch suit at his mom's house -- man, I miss Susan.

Yo! Dude, are you Flombisexual? I saw your Christmas decor.
by TheStanfordFund February 23, 2022
mugGet the Flombus mug.

flumpus

A vaginal fart, typically occuring during intercourse.
I was chewing her box when she let out a flumpus that parted my hair.
by joebob296 January 7, 2006
mugGet the flumpus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email