flowered

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.

“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.

by CJ1970 March 14, 2019

Flower

The most evil creature in the world, known for it's tendency to use humans as slaves in places known as "Gardens". These things take hours and hours of life away from their human slaves, and give nothing in return. There is only one creature more evil than a flower, and that is a kitten.

Geraniums ( flower ) suck my blood.

by FlowerResistance June 23, 2008

flower

Something that grows in a garden

Isn't that a pretty flower?

by Deepsmeg December 14, 2003

Flower

The Vagina but for quirky Christian girls.

Nick: "Damn, this ice cream is so smooth and creamy."
Ryn: "Almost as much as my flower"

by bNick47 July 17, 2019

flower

weed

yo bro you got that flower yo leme take a hit of that flower

by flower man420 October 9, 2019

Flower

A certain skunk, friend of Bambi

Flower and Thumper raced across the field.

by CCCrazigirl March 31, 2010

flowers

something that grows outside and usually dies in winter. you give them to girls to make them like you, or the other way around.

yo girl heres some flowers

by colininthehouse October 9, 2018