flowerectamy

the removal of a flower from your urethra

i have to have a flowerectamy

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

flowered

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.

“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.

by CJ1970 March 14, 2019

flowerbabby

A guy/girl who is misunderstood by peers, friends and family. Often has to fend for themselves meanwhile being seen as a softie by society.

I don't get why he always acts so tough, he's such a flowerbabby.

by Flowerbabby_blue November 2, 2019

flowerboyfan69

A talented tik tok creator.

-derealitys on tik tok

flowerboyfan69 is so talented omg.

by derealitys July 3, 2021

Flowerhead

A male who thinks he is in with the ladies but they only think of him as their cute little friend who is 100% undateable

Kevin: Hey Shawn aren't you worried about Derrick hangin out with your girl

Shawn: No way man that guys a total Flowerhead all the girls only like playin with his hair

Kevin: ha what a Flowerhead

by Bmagic13 June 2, 2010

Flowerboy bandwagon

A person that only listened to the album scum fuck flower boy (created by the artist “ Tyler the creator “) and then claims themselves to be a fan of him

Kid1: ...yeah I’m a true of fan of Tyler the creator

Kid2: What albums did you listen to by him?

Kid1: Oh! I only listened to scum fuck...
Kid2: Yeah you’re not a true fan you’re flowerboy bandwagon

by Kev_yaboi March 21, 2019

flowered my ass

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.

This person flowered my ass so hard last night.

by Poakley December 11, 2019