diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

Floof

Mainly foxes, but used to describe any animal or object that is big and fluffy. Such examples include Pomeranians, Shiba Inus, Corgis, Maine Coons, Himalayans, male lions (mane), rabbits, chinchillas, afros, pillows, whipped cream, and others. It can also be used to substitute certain words in common phrases.

"That floof is so cute!" he said while staring at a red fox.
"How the floof did he manage to do that?!"
"What the floof?"
"Are you floofin' kidding me?!"
"Do you want to visit the fox village in Japan?" "Yes, I must hug every single floof there! ALL THE FLOOFS!"

by LilMilo May 6, 2018

flolf

A Game often defined as Football golf and or Floater Golf, as presented by Neil Diamond.

Ben:"Hey Barnes did you see the Flolf last night?"
Barnes:"Yes."
Ben:"Braddaz"

by Q4J April 26, 2014

Floff

Food stuff that has either an indeterminate or indescribable texture, taste or ingredient base.

this cheesecake is like floff, it’s just floff

by Safetyguy12345 August 22, 2018

Flofl

acronym for Fucking Lying On Floor Laughing, pronounced "falafel"

Amy: Have you seen Heather's new post? Flofl

by abbaquirk September 18, 2019

danger floof

A bear, tiger or any other vicious fuzzy animal.

Jamal: Oh SHIT, that's a Danger Floof!
*In loving memory of Jamal*
nope rope

by MyNameJuan April 6, 2017

Floof

Floof (derived from "fluff") is an adjective used to describe a ridiculously fluffy object or an animal (usually a long-haired cat or an equally hairy dog).

It can also be used as a verb to "floof" someone, but this only applies to the furry fandom in which one furry uses his/her fur (in the case of a long-haired furry, again a canine or feline) to overwhelm his/her friend with fluffy fur.

It can also be used as a cute non-malicious scolding or a cheering word.

Alternate spellings: Floofzorz, fl00f, fl00fz0rz.

ad. My cat Jimmy is floofy.

v. I wanna floof you/I floofed Vincent yesterday.

In context of calling someone, "Oh you floof. ^^" or "It's to the far left you floof!".

by Cid SilverWing January 16, 2008