floridiot

An individual who has previously lived in Florida, moved away, and incessantly talks about how Florida is vastly better than everywhere else. Typically this individual lacks secondary education, or gainful employment, and is parasitic by nature.

James: Who is that annoying asshole?

Greg: That's Franks cousin, he's a floridiot

James: Oh, makes sense.

by Nancy Marmelade August 18, 2011

Floridiot

A native born and raised in florida, aka the limp dick of america.

I have a question, how many floridiots do you have working here?

by Florida hater April 29, 2008

Floridiot

An Idiot in Florida. Generally speaking, a Floridiot comes from California, New York, New Jersey, Michigan, or Canada.

Man 1: Man, florida fucked up the elections again.

Man 2: Hey, don't blame us Crackers, its those damn Floridiots the rest of America keeps sending us.

by TisHimsizzle January 27, 2008

Floridiot

A Floridian who behaves like an idiot.

Did you see that Floridiot just pull out infront of me? He just almost crashed into my car!

by MalaPerson June 26, 2023

Floridiot

Someone who does stupid things while living (or existing) in Florida; mainly while driving.

Don’t be a floridiot and pass them going 90 in a 55!

by Fernacular January 23, 2024