noun.
1. Bullshit originating from, related to, or otherwise connected to fools.
2. Usually preceded by "Fuck that-"; eg "Fuck that foolshit"
3. Originated from an online chess player from China, whom, not knowing the rule of 'en passant', saw his oppenent's pawn move behind his own and exclaimed "You cheater! That's foolshit!" Ironically, he was the one that was really full of foolshit.
1. Bullshit originating from, related to, or otherwise connected to fools.
2. Usually preceded by "Fuck that-"; eg "Fuck that foolshit"
3. Originated from an online chess player from China, whom, not knowing the rule of 'en passant', saw his oppenent's pawn move behind his own and exclaimed "You cheater! That's foolshit!" Ironically, he was the one that was really full of foolshit.
"Dude, cake rules. Pie just can't compete," said Dave.
"FUCK THAT FOOLSHIT!" responded Inigo. "Pie will fuck cake up any day of the week!" Inigo then stabbed Dave and was elected President of the Earth.
or
Dingus: This pie is pretty good.
Lumpy: This cake is so much better.
Hesh: SHUT UP! Hesh wants SEX! Kibbles, come here and give Hesh SEX!
Kibbles: (silence)
Dingus: (silence)
Lumpy: (silence)
Dingus: (coughs)
Lumpy: You sick?
Dingus: No.
"FUCK THAT FOOLSHIT!" responded Inigo. "Pie will fuck cake up any day of the week!" Inigo then stabbed Dave and was elected President of the Earth.
or
Dingus: This pie is pretty good.
Lumpy: This cake is so much better.
Hesh: SHUT UP! Hesh wants SEX! Kibbles, come here and give Hesh SEX!
Kibbles: (silence)
Dingus: (silence)
Lumpy: (silence)
Dingus: (coughs)
Lumpy: You sick?
Dingus: No.
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1. one who implies to do a certain action, but never commits that action.
2. one who says he's going to define a word, but never does, or I beat him to it.
3. derivation from the noun 'foolshit'.
1. one who implies to do a certain action, but never commits that action.
2. one who says he's going to define a word, but never does, or I beat him to it.
3. derivation from the noun 'foolshit'.
Timmy left in the morning to go to the store and buy Mother a pack of cigarettes. Shak is such a foolshitter.
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As the various flaps of the overweight woman's stomach, waist and thighs sag over one another, in conjunction with excessive body hair on parts of the body regularly void of hair, one might often mistake one crevasse to be something else.
As the various flaps of the overweight woman's stomach, waist and thighs sag over one another, in conjunction with excessive body hair on parts of the body regularly void of hair, one might often mistake one crevasse to be something else.
Dave: "Man, that guys a floursmith"
Mike: "A floursmith?"
Dave: "Yeah, as in, you have to throw some flour to find the wet spot"
Mike: "A floursmith?"
Dave: "Yeah, as in, you have to throw some flour to find the wet spot"
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Nik:"Yo im getting a forshit"
Amir:"how long do we have?"
Nik:"probably an hour before i have to shit"
Amir:"how long do we have?"
Nik:"probably an hour before i have to shit"
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