Cock flocker

One who flocks towards cocks; one naturally drawn in by the male member.

A whore.

Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.

Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.

by Highlanduhr December 1, 2009

locker-flocker

People who stand in front of your locker while talking/texting/kissing/sitting/etc. These people are extremely impolite, and have no inclination of moving and give you access to your belongings.

Dude, did you get the chem book? No man! I couldn't get past the locker-flockers to get it!

Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.

by fuegoagua April 8, 2010

floater shot

A topper shot on a cocktail that floats on the top of the cocktail, aka a floater. As an extra kick to the drink

Adam: Hey bartender, give me a bushwhacker with a floater shot for a kick.

Bartender: One bushwhacker with a floater, coming up!

by the comand'r October 28, 2021

flocker

known as stealing or robbing

I’m an LA Flocker ho

by hokluafukdyahoe April 17, 2020

choad floater

Pretentious hipster douche who thinks he's better than you.

Sam wears ironic pink glasses and only buys vinyl. He's a complete choad floater!

by DoctorYes March 4, 2011

flonkerton

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

a floater

poo that floats on the top of the toilet water

it's a gigantic floater!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004