Flarben

Adjective that describes something that is better than perfect, commonly used when the word perfect is just an understatement.

The picture is perfect. No it's better than perfect, its flarben.

by JonJon299 July 25, 2010

Flerb

A flerb is a form of measurement. The equation for flerbs changes daily. They are so many variables in the equation that there is no way for you to figure out what those variables stand for, thus making the measurement useless. The measurement might be useless, but flerbs are vary useful for writing on math tests when you don't know the answer. That number of flerbs might be equal to the answer of the question.

"Today's equation for flerbs is - (a + b) - arc length of semicircle x volume of box."

The variables aren't defined at all. You have no idea what a and b stand for, or what semicircle I'm talking about, or what box I'm talking about.

by track.fruit22 June 1, 2021

Fairbanks

Fairbanks, Alaska is where hippies, quakers, rednecks, laborers, natives, and any combination thereof usually live, and where army guys come to take dumps and pick up teenagers on myspace. We also get tourists, who support the troops by parking RVs in the Wal-Mart parking lot. The dropout rate is 50% and the suicide rate is the highest in the country.

Fairbanks seems nice for a while, but once you get to know it you find out it's a lot like Stephen King's imagining of Derry, Maine with more freaked-out alcoholics. If you doubted before that a whole town could be insane, you will no longer. You know those magic mirrors with an evil world on the other side? Whitehorse, YT is on the good side of the mirror, and Fairbanks is the bad side. Repeat: Fairbanks is the bad side of the mirror.

Granddad, how come everyone in Fairbanks drinks all the time?

To forget, Billy. There's things in the snow we'd just as soon forget.

And how come everyone has night terrors where they scream in tongues about the old ones, and wake up with bleeding noses?

Well, Billy, I haven't lived many other places but I suspect that happens to everyone. Yep, I reckon it's just part of the human condition.

by This Island AK March 20, 2011

fairbanked

When one is so drunk at a strip club that you are actually falling asleep at the table, only to awaken to a stripper or random patron holding a one-sided conversation with you. Named after a popular strip club in Toronto.

Dude, do you remember anything about the strip club last night?

Bro, we totally fairbanked. I still don't know what that stripper was talking about before I swatted her away.

by A-Train404 January 24, 2013

flying fairburn

When you shoot a rope of semen that bullseyes betweens the chicks(or mans, i dont disgriminate) eyes

Dude, I totally hit a Flying Fairburn on that hot chick last night!

by Primal-G February 21, 2005

Flibajaba

Flibajaba a
word created by karl jacobs on stream it’s the best insult of the 21st century. another, better word to replace heck “what the heck” NO. “what the flibajaba

“do you watch KarlJacobs”
“no who’s that?”
“WHAT THE FLIBAJABA YOU DONT KNOW WHO KARL IS”

by quackorphic November 19, 2021

lachlan fairbairn

A comedic YouTuber with incredible hair. He looks like Ruel but wears his jeans rolled up at different heights.

And don’t forget what you don’t know, you can’t ever try, what you never knew - Lachlan Fairbairn

by You’re a pseudonym July 30, 2019