Flunked Recess

A synonym of saying "I don't play." The term used when your trying to tell people that you are being serious. By flunking recess you have established yourself as someone who does not play...

Nicole: Your leaving to Vegas this weekend? Really! Quit playing!
Me: I'm not playing. I Flunked Recess cause I don't play...

by Miguel Girard June 1, 2010

flinker-dinger

Close kin to the reverse shocker, he who receives a flinker-dinger endures the pinky and ring finger of his mate penetrating the ass, while the index finger furiously flicks his testicles.

Guy 1: What are you doing later? Let's circle jerk with Jimmy and Jeff.
Guy 2: No way man, my nuts are still too sore from the flinker-dinger you gave me this morning.

by Chron Johnson October 12, 2008

flinned

The act of being screwed over, fucked over, or hung out to dry by a person previously deemed as a friend. This act is particuarly painful because the person committing it was thought to be your friend.

"Dude we got totally flinned when he left us at the concert without a ride home."

"That motherfucker has flinned me for the last time!"

by Delmas March 9, 2008

flunked

crapped out, gone kaboom, failed. Often used in regards to webservers and computers when they crash due to overload.

My computer flunked and I had to reboot.

by anony October 28, 2003

flicked the bean

The part of the shocker that everyone forgets about. i.e. Using your thumb to stimulate the clit while giving the shocker.

Man...I put two in the pink, one in the stink and then flicked the bean!!

by Myles M November 19, 2006

flinker

to really, really, want a piece of gum; the urge is so intense it's all you can think about

I'm feeling really flinker right now" "I told you I don't have anymore gum!

by ryguy71421 November 29, 2011

flicked her midget

When a woman masturbates by flicking her clitoris.

Kimberly laid on her bed as she flicked her midget thinking of her lover.

by sandy eggo da lou February 5, 2009