Flemish Sea Captain

A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.

Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."

Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."

Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"

* (sound of blowing nose)

Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."

by Poops McPooperton March 28, 2009

Flemish Fire Truck

An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.

My girl got too hot so I cooled her off with my Flemish Fire Truck!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

Flimshaw

(Adjective) Flimsy, broken down.

The fence was too flimshaw to climb but we were able to peel it back and crawl underneath.

by Robert "The Rascal" Raskind March 5, 2009

Flemish boy

A man who is gay

See that guy with the rainbow flag, he is a Flemish boy

by Jumangi December 16, 2019

fimish

to rub one's lips and cheeks on another's body, especially on long stretches of skin (back, thighs, etc...)

Adam: you guys won't believe what me and Eve did last night!
Mark: what?
Adam: well, after we finished eating that healthy apple, we kissed and fimished under the tree, until god came in and caught us red-handed...
Mark: Fuck! that's dope fresh saaan!
Ian: what happens now?
Adam: well, he was pretty mad, and told us that we have a two day notice to leave the premise.
Mark: I'm sure it'll be fine.
Adam: NO it won't be fine you stupid twat!
(Ian nods in agreement)

by Sinbehat September 26, 2011

Flemish hitch-hiker

When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.

"Sally sucked my cock last night and gave me the ol' Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still sore!"

by Cpt. Slappy May 20, 2009

flemish

The flemish culture is one of the Three Best Cultures, which are the (not uptight part of the) British culture, the Scottish culture and this kickass one.

One thing I like about Flanders and the Flemish culture is that you can drive 30 miles/15 kilometers and you'd run into a different dialect.

by LA-Z-BOY June 18, 2006