The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.
X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.
Y: Did you recommend rehab?
X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.
Y: Did you recommend rehab?
X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.
by Melloro January 7, 2011
Get the Betty Floored mug.to be in such a state of intoxication its hard to do anything more then lie on the floor
this word came to be from me and Bad C Colts being bored so we decided to make our own words up
this word came to be from me and Bad C Colts being bored so we decided to make our own words up
M D To The Mutherfuckin MC:dude what happened last night
Bad C COlts:dude u did so much shit you were floored motherfucker
Bad C COlts:dude u did so much shit you were floored motherfucker
by M D To The MutherFuckin MC December 19, 2004
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1. To have suddenly accelerated a motor vehicle, perhaps to evade police or armed pursuers. May be used as a substitution to "he burned rubber", "he put the pedal to the metal" or "he high-tailed it outta there."
2. A common cultural utterance used in lieu of a less common Greek proverb; "He who harvests the beets drinks first from the gourd." Often used to confuse nosy children who have heard others use the phrase "flirted" due to the similarity in phonology.
2. A common cultural utterance used in lieu of a less common Greek proverb; "He who harvests the beets drinks first from the gourd." Often used to confuse nosy children who have heard others use the phrase "flirted" due to the similarity in phonology.
1. "The pigs saw that arm hangin' outta the trunk, man...he saw them turn on the blinkers and he floored it!"
2. "Why did you tip the waiter so much?"
"He was good and plus he totally flirted."
"What did you say, Mom?"
"I said he 'floored it', dear."
"Floored it? What does that mean?"
"He who harvests the beets...drinks first from the gourd."
"..."
2. "Why did you tip the waiter so much?"
"He was good and plus he totally flirted."
"What did you say, Mom?"
"I said he 'floored it', dear."
"Floored it? What does that mean?"
"He who harvests the beets...drinks first from the gourd."
"..."
by Lone Wulfe September 22, 2008
Get the floored it mug.(N) Any vehicle sitting on the frame. As low as low gets.
(V) Pushing the gas pedal to the floor, while driving.
(V) Pushing the gas pedal to the floor, while driving.
by $0l0 August 1, 2003
Get the floored mug.A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.
Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.
Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.
"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."
"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."
"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."
"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."
"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."
by MacDillo January 1, 2009
Get the floored mug.To be under the influence of THC to the point where it's physically and psychologically difficult to move to change the channel or switch the movie or get something to eat.
Dude...I have a frozen pizza we should heat up!
Dude...yes, make it happen.
No way man, I am floored right now, I highly doubt I would be able to stand up, which is fine, because I'm not going to try.
Dude...yes, make it happen.
No way man, I am floored right now, I highly doubt I would be able to stand up, which is fine, because I'm not going to try.
by MothyrGoose August 26, 2009
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