Flexible Leisure Trousers

Stretch pants with an elastic waistband allowing for excessive consumption of food without hindering the expansion of ones stomach.

Worn mostly by males, however some womens clothing offers the same benefits.

May be abbreviated FLT.

I am sure glad I had on my flexible leisure trousers when I ate the triple patty hamburger with double the meat and a super sized value meal, otherwise my pants button would've shot across the room.

by Michael Silver May 17, 2009

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hetero-flexible

Not gay or bisexual, but in between bi and straight. Like, being straight, but you would consider doing something with a member of the same gender should the situation arise. Mainly for pleasure and adventurous reasons, you probably wouldn't date them. Also can be called bent.
It DOESNT mean gay as some people would say it does.

I didn't think sarah was hetero-flexible until she gave me a lap dance and then went off to make out with her boyfriend.

by 676767676767676 August 15, 2006

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flexible

Bends easily without breaking.

Those Asian tumblers had the most flexible backs Jack had ever seen.

by mallit January 1, 2014

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flexible

adj. Capable of inserting one's head in one's own rectum.

Did you hear management's latest plan? They must be the most flexible people on the planet.

by bbobb January 25, 2003

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Hetero-flexible

A primarily straight human being who occasionally enjoys sexual engagement with the same sex with only playfulness in mind. No future commitment or expectations involved. i.e. Drunk and horny.

I'm not bisexual, I'm "hetero-flexible".

"We're all gay when the right guy is not around"

"My hetero-flexibility is gauged by how drunk I am and how hot he/she is"

by AllegraKate November 30, 2009

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