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felching

the act of ejaculating semen into one's anal cavity, and then sucking it out through a straw, funnel, or other receptacle.
Did you see John felching Dan's asshole?
by thatoneguy38 February 27, 2019
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Felching Furby

The act of fucking a furby doll in the ass, then sucking the contents out with a straw.
I totally did a felching furby yesterday, and it was creamy!

Felching furby's are erotic!!

I did a felching furby and now im gonna do it again with a crazy straw!
by Mistrfister August 5, 2010
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Fletching

The action of cutting different types of wood in order to make archers equipment such as bows, arrows and crossbows.
-Hey, what is your Fletching level?
-My Fletching level is 99.
-Cool, can you assist me for this effigy?
-Sorry, I am maxed for today.
by RuneScaper September 22, 2012
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felching

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.
by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004
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reverse felching

After your nasty slut orgasms so hard that she squirts, you lick up the puddle and spit it back into her oozing clam.
My girlfriend loves when I give her a reverse felching as she is never lubed enough for me after she orgasms.
by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006
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freching

A fake word used in quizzes
What is the folding of rocks called?
• freching
folding
•faulting
by The Freching guy March 2, 2021
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midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.
Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?
by chance June 19, 2003
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