Flawless Victory

The pleasant and rare occasion in which after a long and sometimes stressful poo the wiper reveals a clean piece of toilet paper. No poo to speak of, it's all in the toilet.

Person one: Wow that was a fast shit!

Person two: Flawless victory man! In and out!

by whiskeybeer October 8, 2009

Flawless Victory

Anytime one takes a shit and there is no required wiping.

Chris came back to the restaurant booth after taking a dump.
He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"

Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.

by Paints July 26, 2007

FLAWLESS VICTORY

When you grow a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money

Joe has a flawless victory

by epicwin101 May 18, 2009

Flawless victory

The act of getting thousands of people to read your shitty definition.

I've never been laid and I don't have any friends, but this Flawless victory has given me a raging boner.

by charliemcc July 1, 2005

Flawless victory

killing someone without getting caught

yo that nigga was a flawless victory

by nesta bob July 1, 2005

Flawless Victory Fatality

a flawless victory fatality is when you rock a deuce and there is nothing there to wipe and ten minutes later you rock a deuce or "Re-Deuce" and there is evidence of the fecal phantom

i thought i had a flawless victory on the crapper but i was in there ten minutes later only to realize that it was a flawless victory fatality

by Flawless Victory-Fatality December 21, 2008

Flawless Victory

When you go to the toilet and shit the stomach pain away in one go or have diarrhea that makes you appear at the pearly gates, its called a Flawless Victory.

Boris:Bro, i'm so lucky I keep getting a flawless victory.
Jaquavius:Damn.. I wish I was that lucky.

by trolled! August 9, 2024