Flawless Victory

The pleasant and rare occasion in which after a long and sometimes stressful poo the wiper reveals a clean piece of toilet paper. No poo to speak of, it's all in the toilet.
Person one: Wow that was a fast shit!

Person two: Flawless victory man! In and out!
by whiskeybeer October 09, 2009
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Flawless Victory

Anytime one takes a shit and there is no required wiping.
Chris came back to the restaurant booth after taking a dump.
He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"

Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.
by Paints June 26, 2007
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FLAWLESS VICTORY

When you grow a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money
by epicwin101 May 18, 2009
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Flawless victory

The act of getting thousands of people to read your shitty definition.
I've never been laid and I don't have any friends, but this Flawless victory has given me a raging boner.
by charliemcc June 21, 2005
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Flawless Victory Fatality

a flawless victory fatality is when you rock a deuce and there is nothing there to wipe and ten minutes later you rock a deuce or "Re-Deuce" and there is evidence of the fecal phantom
i thought i had a flawless victory on the crapper but i was in there ten minutes later only to realize that it was a flawless victory fatality
by Flawless Victory-Fatality December 18, 2008
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Flawless Victory

When you go to the toilet and shit the stomach pain away in one go or have diarrhea that makes you appear at the pearly gates, its called a Flawless Victory.
Boris:Bro, i'm so lucky I keep getting a flawless victory.
Jaquavius:Damn.. I wish I was that lucky.
by trolled! August 09, 2024
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