Frotulation

Froh-tu-lay-shuhn
–noun
1. Mutual stimulation or massage of ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
Done correctly, if frenzied ego stroking is performed, frotulation may almost lead to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.

—Related forms
Frotulate - Verb
Frotulational - adjective
Frotulatory

"Steve, what happened in your first Sales Meeting, how did it go?"
"Very tiring, thanks so much for asking! There were three or four of the managers indulging in massive frotulation - a lot of love in the room."

by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008

eflatulation

What occurs when a man (sometimes a woman) ejaculates and flatulates at the same moment.

Eflatulation is no laughing matter.

by Roddy von Seldeneck May 19, 2007

Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup

She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.

I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there

by TooFingFunny May 10, 2018

Flatuatory Rape

When someone farts in your personal space against you own wishes.

"Eww, my dad just Flatuatory Raped me!"

by Kristopher Michael Fredrickson March 9, 2010

Flatulator

A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.

Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.

by BrianFromPSU October 8, 2008

self-flatulation

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.

Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.

by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009

Flatulate

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."

Guys, I have to flatulate.

by the emo clan. October 20, 2008