Flashfoot

A loser who wears shoes that are flashy, such as light up sketchers, when they are too old for them

George is such a Flashfoot

by .alpacus. September 7, 2016

Flatfoot

A person who is rejected by the army for having flat feet and subsequently becomes a police officer.

So this overzealous flatfoot pulled me over for going 2 miles over the speed limit, now I have a $100 ticket to pay.

by KØNTRA August 11, 2022

flatfoof

When you’re playing Scrabble with friends and you mishear the played word and think it’s “flatfoofs” instead of flatfoots, so everyone laughs at you.

You thought she played flatfoofs? What the hell is a “flatfoof”, you idiot.

by XPhoenix9 June 21, 2018

Flartootin

When you satisfyingly fart while defecating. Pronounced Fl-arr-toot-in

I would wait a minute before going into the bathroom, I was flartootin.

by stinky buzz February 18, 2025