**Flathead (noun):** A person who denies scientific evidence and subscribes to pseudoscientific beliefs, particularly those who adhere to the idea that the Earth is flat. Often characterized by a rejection of established scientific consensus and critical thinking in favor of unfounded or debunked theories.

The flatheads' lack of accomplishments fuels their dislike of NASA and accomplished scientists.

Flathead by Eratosthenes360 May 18, 2024

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Flathead Craig

Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.

That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad

Flathead Craig by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017

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Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime

*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂

Flathead Screw by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2019

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Flathead Screwdriver

Pineapple juice & vodka.

"I'll have a Flathead Screwdriver, please!"

Flathead Screwdriver by JMBL September 10, 2013

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