Platelets

Blood product that consists of small cell fragments. They clot to prevent bleeding. Given to patients with severe injuries, surgeries, and cancer. Often confused for plasma.

"Dude, I donated platelets yesterday."
"How much did they pay you?"
"Pay me? Bruh, you're thinking of plasma."

by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025

Hot but flameless

When he’s super hot… but kinda boring :/

“Girrrrllll how was your date last night?”

“Uhh it was meh, he was hot but flameless :/ ‘

by Disney** May 4, 2025