colossal fatass

The largest form of fatass in the known universe, typical traits include eating, shitting, sleeping and eating while shitting. The stench from such a beast is fatal to anyone within a 5 meter radius

Bob:quit being such a colossal fatass and go for a walk
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep

by endlessnameless February 2, 2010

Flatard

Someone who still beleives the world is flat, even the overwhelming evidence that says it's not won't sway them. Apparently it's a government conspiracy

"The world is flat , the govement is hiding this fact because they don't want us to know about the rich gold deposits outside the known map"

" no its a globe you flatard"

by Cwilson87 March 12, 2017

Fatassing

To Procrastinate or eat excessivly

Stop fatassing and get back to work!

by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008

Flamas Doritos

Only true gangsters eat these hot Doritos. Their Cheeto equivalent is Flaming Hot.

Will, "Should I get those Flamas Doritos?"

Friend, "Hell no. Only Jaquavious can eat those."

by WKUMAN November 3, 2019

fatass american

an american who is not necessarily obese, but will binge out on a shitload of food, usually at large events or gatherings.

Person 1: "Woah, that International Dinner was so great! I ate so much food that I almost threw up!"

Person 2: "Fatass American!"

by An_Anonymous_Visitor April 11, 2011

flatso

Fat chick, no boobs.

Size 22 chick, "A"cup is a flatso.

by Galicia December 9, 2006

flatus

Flatus is intestinal gas, also known as a fart

His passing stinky flatus and then blaming me for it was a real suckalation.

by T.V. John May 24, 2012